There’s a common reaction we hear when people learn about our business:
“You really pay someone to scoop dog poop?”
The answer? Yes. And more homeowners in Columbia, TN are doing it than you think.
At Yard Patrol, we provide weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, and one-time pet waste removal services in Columbia and surrounding towns.
And while we’ve heard all the jokes, here’s the truth: using a service like ours is no different than paying someone to mow your lawn, clean your house, or deliver groceries.
It’s not laziness. It’s smart delegation.
Your Time Is Valuable. Use It Wisely.
The average dog owner spends about 15–20 minutes a week scooping waste. Over the course of a year, that’s more than 17 hours dealing with something nobody enjoys.
What could you do with an extra 17 hours?
Whether it’s more time with your kids, fewer arguments with your spouse, or one less chore to worry about, outsourcing your least favorite tasks is a sign of efficiency—not laziness.
No One Thinks Twice About Lawn Mowing
Hiring a lawn care company is normal. So is having someone spray for weeds or edge your driveway.
Poop removal is just another layer of outdoor maintenance. And if you’re already investing in a clean, beautiful yard, why leave the most unpleasant part undone?
It doesn’t matter how nice your grass looks if you’re still dodging landmines every time you step outside.
A Clean Yard Reflects a Clean Home
Let’s be honest—dog poop gets tracked indoors. Shoes, paws, kids… it doesn’t take much to bring it inside.
Keeping your yard clean helps keep your house clean. It reduces bacteria, protects your lawn, and creates a more sanitary space for kids and pets to play.
Our Customers Aren’t Lazy—They’re Busy
We work with:
- Dual-income households with little free time
- Elderly dog owners who can’t manage the cleanup anymore
- Parents of toddlers who need a safe backyard
- Property managers and Airbnb owners who want clean, guest-ready lawns
- Pet owners who just hate scooping
- They’re not careless. They just value their time—and they want to keep their outdoor space in great shape.
There’s No Shame in Delegating
You probably don’t cut your own hair or change your own oil. You’ve likely hired someone to fix your HVAC, paint your house, or install a fence.
Hiring a poop cleanup service isn’t gross. It’s practical.
And with Yard Patrol, it’s also affordable, reliable, and handled by local professionals who take pride in their work.
Try It Yourself—First Scoop Is Free
Still on the fence? Let us prove it’s worth it. Your first cleanup is completely free, no strings attached.
If you love the result, stick with us. If not, no pressure.
Service Areas
We proudly offer pet waste removal in Columbia, TN and the surrounding areas:
Coming soon to…
- Spring Hill
- Franklin
- Thompson’s Station
Book your free first scoop at patrolmyyard.com
Because poop happens. And you don’t have to be the one to deal with it.
